Aubreader (@Aubreader@mas.to)
Why This OnlyFans Model Posts Machine Learning Explainers to Pornhub
https://www.404media.co/why-this-onlyfans-model-posts-machine-learning-explainers-to-pornhub/
Justice Alito should watch this Pornhub video about calculus.
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karsbehr (@karsbehr@m.k-behrens.de)
@Sven_Holger_Wolf Ist #Linkedin nicht so ein #Microsoft Dingens?
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AndriiKuznietsov75 (@AndriiKuznietsov75@social.kyiv.dcomm.net.ua)
#LinkedIn створив два ШІ-інструменти: Jobs Match для кандидатів та ШІ-агента для рекрутерів та ейчарів. Обидва є безплатними, тобто не потрібно бути платним користувачем LinkedIn, щоб використовувати базову версію цих інструментів.
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jackyan (@jackyan@mastodon.social)
If I have posts from Jonathan Fieldsend switched off, and suggested posts switched off, how come I get suggested posts from Jonathan Fieldsend? (Rhetorical question. We all know these #BigTech websites don’t work.) #Linkedin
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CartyBoston (@CartyBoston@mastodon.roundpond.net)
I had a serious thought that I'd get focused enough to actually delete my #linkedin account.
I wonder if the depression is lifting.
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stephan (@stephan@sonomu.club)
Meine sehr verehrten Damen und Herren, von unzähligen Fans lange herbeigesehnt ist es nun endlich hier – das große #linkedin Trinkspiel, jetzt aktualisiert in der 2025er Version!
Viel Spaß damit.
https://schallundstille.de/2025/01/16/das-grosse-linkedin-trinkspiel/
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mrundkvist (@mrundkvist@archaeo.social)
A scam bot contacted me on #LinkedIn. Its name is Thisinton Roodn and it's a "Global Talent Acquisition Leader". I am flattered that this leading software wants to acquire my talent.
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backupbear (@backupbear@aus.social)
Wanted: Post filters for #LinkedIn so I never have to see some onanistic FAANG post again in my life.
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r (@r@fed.brid.gy)
🔴Tous les jours. Continuez de croire en VOUS. #A7Radio a7productions.blogsp... #World #Voyages #Photography #Travel #Live #Music #Feed #Podcasts #Bluesky #Threads #France #Motivation #Linkedin
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paninid (@paninid@mastodon.world)
18. METAPHOR
Describe the product by comparing it to something unrelated.
Example: Murder your thirst (Liquid Death)
19. RHYME
Use words that have the same or similar ending sounds.
Example: Beanz Meanz Heinz (Heinz)
20. PARALLELISM
Structure parts of a sentence to mirror each other.
Example: Have a break, have a KitKat. (KitKat)
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paninid (@paninid@mastodon.world)
15. PUN
Ask your dad. Or any dad.
Example: Shave time. Shave money (Dollar Shave Club)
16. RHETORICAL QUESTION
Ask something not to get an answer, but to emphasize a point.
Example: Where's the beef? (Wendy’s)
17. SIMILE
Explain the product using "like" or "as."
Example: Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. (State Farm)
#Brand #taglines #LinkedIn
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paninid (@paninid@mastodon.world)
12. OXYMORON
Combine contradictory terms.
Example: Simply clever (Škoda)
13. PARAPROSDOKIAN
Twist a familiar sentence.
Example: Think outside the bun. (Taco Bell)
14. ANAPHORA
Start different sentences with the same word.
Example: Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline. (Maybelline)
#Brand #taglines #LinkedIn
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